Belief Jester Mugs

'He's brilliant he can cure any faith, Moonie,Scientology, friend of western Buddhism.'

Dog walking Human.

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

At the 2021 Religious Games

Who should I call first? 911 or Technical Support?

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Bad Interview Technique

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

I am one with stupid.

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Noah's Nark.

'Point of clarification, sir. Are you still in charge, or have you ceded power to your sock puppet?'

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

"The long prayer peek."

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

"It's terminal? Brill, I was worried my YouTube channel was loosing it edge."

"I know it's a really big church, but Goliath was the bad one."

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

'I'm sorry but you obviously don't believe in God because you didn't forward the religious emails to 10 or more people in your address book.'

Mr. Science Times

Cyber crime.

How Clowns Find Their Inner Peace.

Computer clown.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

Neurotic stupidity: 'If you start granting amnesty to people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following their conscience.'

"Until the weapons of mass destruction are found."

"No, no, I'm just here for the relationship."

"My first concern is the well-being of my crew."