Lighthearted Jester Prints

'Don't you dare.'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Gooseberry Fool...

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Books / Coffee table books

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"They're a perfect match – she's high-maintenance, and he can fix anything."

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

The crackdown on slapstick continues.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'