Hairstyle Jester Pillows

'Hair Tonic'

"We're following Carrot Top."

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

'Make sport of the Queen.'

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

Never poke fun.

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

At The Clown Bank.

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

Genetic Research Institute - "Darling we were made for each other."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

"Work's been really hard."

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

King and clown engage in role reversal.

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Watering a plant in the rain.

Boss to employee in clown makeup and wig: 'Ah, Henderson, I wanted to talk to you about this expense claim for entertainment.'

'Yorich's last jest.'

Grimm's Fairytales - Rumpel-Stilts-Kin

"Ruddy Japanese knotweed gets EVERYWHERE."