Hairstyle Jester Prints

'Hair Tonic'

"We're following Carrot Top."

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"It says here that study claims chimps and humans are 96% the same. What's your thoughts Derek?"

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

You make me feel more like a veterinarian than a psychiatrist, Al. Why is that, Dr. Kapuchnik? Because you're one sick puppy.

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

'Make sport of the Queen.'

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

'I'm looking for someone who can make me laugh.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I told the jester he could take April Fool's Day off.'

'From left to right: witchfinder general, jester jocular and spouse peculiar.'

'I hate these commerical breaks!'

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

At The Clown Bank.

Never poke fun.

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."

Genetic Research Institute - "Darling we were made for each other."

'Is he taking the piss?'

King and clown engage in role reversal.

"It's from Henry VIII, sire. He's going to be in town and wants to know where the best hook-up spots are."

"Work's been really hard."

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."

'Do something else - I don't like irony.'

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Watering a plant in the rain.

Boss to employee in clown makeup and wig: 'Ah, Henderson, I wanted to talk to you about this expense claim for entertainment.'

'Yorich's last jest.'

'It's nothing personal against you, Bobo -- it's just that Limbaugh is funnier.'

"Keep it long at the back and big and bushy on top please."

"He's become unsufferable since he got the Mac Arthur fellowship."