Fashion Jester Gifts

Bald Eagle with a Wig

"Now do you believe me when I tell you that I have nothing to wear?"

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Books / Coffee table books

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

'He's all eyes!'

'Business or pleasure?'

'Does my bum look big in this?'

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

Builders fashion range

To sleep, perchance to wake up as a different person.

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

Poet's Corner

Builder's Crack T-shirt

"Right, 1:02 minutes to the corporate conference meeting."

Watch the author miss his deadline 4 to 7

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

Store sells too short t-shirts.

"Would you be upset if we marked it as humor?"

"Is something funny, soldier?"

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

Suits you Sir!

'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'

The Moth Menace.

Boss to employee in clown makeup and wig: 'Ah, Henderson, I wanted to talk to you about this expense claim for entertainment.'

This Spring's Girl will be a warrior type, a survivor.

'Can't believe they didn't have your size.'

'Ah, Gibbon. Are you learning anything?'

"Keep it long at the back and big and bushy on top please."

…You're looking for the Harry who books?… Liz is officially out of the race for "librarian of the year"…

'You can tell the age of a horse by the teeth...but who wants to bite a horse.'

“Ever thought of changing your name?”

COWS: Cow Carrot Incentive Error

Large man and pregnant woman wearing tee shirts. The pregnant woman's reads: Baby. The large man's reads: Pies.