Fashion Jokester Pillows

Builder's Crack T-shirt

'Mind you, this is just one man's guess, but I think the fact that the hijackers have put on their top hats, tails and scuba diving gear indicates they're prepared for anything,'

'Occasionally, I like to wear my hair up.'

Jordache Doordash

'I'll tell you why I have a beard if you tell me why you shave yours off every day...'

"I've fitted his braces."

'I got it free with my divorce!'

'I had a ten gallon hat once, but I never knew if it took regular or unleaded.'

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'

Store sells too short t-shirts.

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

Kick Me Shirts.

'Good grief-it's Doris'

Suits you Sir!

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"1-1"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

The Dandy

'Have you any W fronts?'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Flight Socks.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?