Fashion Jokester T-Shirts

Builders fashion range

Builder's Crack T-shirt

'Mind you, this is just one man's guess, but I think the fact that the hijackers have put on their top hats, tails and scuba diving gear indicates they're prepared for anything,'

'Occasionally, I like to wear my hair up.'

Jordache Doordash

'I'll tell you why I have a beard if you tell me why you shave yours off every day...'

"I've fitted his braces."

'I got it free with my divorce!'

'I had a ten gallon hat once, but I never knew if it took regular or unleaded.'

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'

Store sells too short t-shirts.

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

Kick Me Shirts.

'Good grief-it's Doris'

'Can't believe they didn't have your size.'

Suits you Sir!

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"1-1"

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

It's an autobiography of a guy who spent his whole life trying to get his first @#^& book published. Editor.

The Dandy

'I think there's been some mistake...'

I'm sure it's fake.

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

'Have you any W fronts?'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"