Fashion Humorists T-Shirts

"I'm here to review the fall collection."

"...our marriage requires teamwork but are the matching tracksuits really necessary?"

A Wal-Mart Customer Speaks

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'When I do become a success, I'm going to buy one of those 'Improve Your Memory' books.'

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

"Oh no, my jumper's snagged!'

"I think it suits me - as designer dogs go."

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

The Dandy

'Have you any W fronts?'

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

The Inventor of the Man Bun!

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

Flight Socks.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'