Fashionista In Jest Pillows

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Middle-Age Superheroes

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Poisson d'Avril!

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

Builders fashion range

"I forgot how to tie mine, too."

Salad Hat

Hoody Woodpecker.

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

Builder's Crack T-shirt

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

Store sells too short t-shirts.

Beauty Shop

Suits you Sir!

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

"I don't want to look ridiculous at the clown convention!"

"I have an interview with a law firm. I hope to make an impression."

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

Kangaroo with fishing equipment.

'Can't believe they didn't have your size.'

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

"Whatever you do, DON'T go in there! It's the mummy's purse!"

"In your case I think glasses would work better than contact lenses..."

Nerd Day Was Always The Least Popular Part Of Fashion Week.

'Good grief-it's Doris'

'I'll take it!'

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'