Fashionista In Jest Pillows

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Poisson d'Avril!

"I don’t know, honey – sort of makes you look like a blockhead."

Salad Hat

A sign outside the "Museum of Modern Gift Items" reads "T-shirts of the Masters Sale".

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

Builder's Crack T-shirt

"We're thinking of having your nose pierced."

Suits you Sir!

Beauty Shop

Store sells too short t-shirts.

"Would you like to come up for a margarita?"

"Now these prescription glasses are popular with our clients who like to be stylish yet lay low."

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

Kangaroo with fishing equipment.

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

"I have an interview with a law firm. I hope to make an impression."

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

"In your case I think glasses would work better than contact lenses..."

'This is Hell, madam. Everything you try on will make your butt look big.'

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

Nerd Day Was Always The Least Popular Part Of Fashion Week.

"My dad says at some point in your life, fashion isn't important anymore. You basically wear nylon slacks and guayaberas every day."

'Good grief-it's Doris'

'I'll take it!'