Fashion Jokes Fans Pillows

A chest of drawers

Emergency Hipster Beard

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

I'm sure it's fake.

I e-bay t-shirt.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Builders fashion range

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

Builder's Crack T-shirt

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

Suits you Sir!

Store sells too short t-shirts.

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'

'Can't believe they didn't have your size.'

Ugly sisters

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

'They've been on too many English raids !'

"I'm here to review the fall collection."

'Does my gum look big in this?'

'Good grief-it's Doris'

Why Creatures Of The Night Don't Wear Corduroy

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'

"Rough ruff? Rough!"

"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"

Dressed to the fives.

Large man and pregnant woman wearing tee shirts. The pregnant woman's reads: Baby. The large man's reads: Pies.

A woman shops for choir robes in sizes 'small' 'large' and 'large but think they are small'.

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

"I think it suits me - as designer dogs go."