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A chest of drawers

Emergency Hipster Beard

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

I e-bay t-shirt.

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

Builder's Crack T-shirt

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."

"Apparently, he's well over 100 now."

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

Store sells too short t-shirts.

Suits you Sir!

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'

"It's the best bag I've ever had, I can get everything in it."

Ugly sisters

"I'm here to review the fall collection."

'They've been on too many English raids !'

'Does my gum look big in this?'

'Good grief-it's Doris'

"You wear a necktie with a suit jacket and white socks with brown shoes?? The guy who shot you did it absolutely right!"

Large man and pregnant woman wearing tee shirts. The pregnant woman's reads: Baby. The large man's reads: Pies.

Why Creatures Of The Night Don't Wear Corduroy

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'

A woman shops for choir robes in sizes 'small' 'large' and 'large but think they are small'.

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

"I think it suits me - as designer dogs go."