Fashion Funny Pillows

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Advocado

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

I'm sure it's fake.

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

The Dandy

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Flight Socks.

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

'You'll grow into it!'

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

Where Pleather Comes From

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'

"Do you do these in sheep?"

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."