Fashion Funny Pillows

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Advocado

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

The Dandy

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Flight Socks.

I e-bay t-shirt.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'You'll grow into it!'

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

'Okay you can get dressed. That will help me determine the billing.'

"Do you do these in sheep?"

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

A Moosetache.

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."