Fashion Fun Pillows

"The birds keep trying to get into my pants."

Dressing a chicken

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

Playing Fetch.

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Sloaney Pony.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Demure lady with gloves

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

On holiday.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

The adoration of the gels.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Tut and Carmen.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Chase me, chase me cows.