Fun With Fashion Pillows

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Did I ever mention my husband and his cross dressing?'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Sloaney Pony.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Demure lady with gloves

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

The adoration of the gels.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Tut and Carmen.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Sir Winston Churchill

Wine Lady

'Thank-you God.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

Bad fake tan day.

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)