Fun With Fashion Gifts

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'Did I ever mention my husband and his cross dressing?'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Bond James, Bond."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

Demure lady with gloves

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Sloaney Pony.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Teenagers!'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Tut and Carmen.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

The adoration of the gels.

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Sir Winston Churchill

'Thank-you God.'

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

Handbag store - "Perfect."