Fun Fashion Gifts

Advocado

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Playing Fetch.

"Bond James, Bond."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Sloaney Pony.

Demure lady with gloves

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

On holiday.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'Teenagers!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

Tut and Carmen.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

The adoration of the gels.

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Sale on the same stuff as last week.