Fashion Fun Gifts

"The birds keep trying to get into my pants."

Dressing a chicken

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"There are, of course, exceptions to many laws of physics, even Newton's laws of gravity...consider, if you will, the Wonder Bra!"

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Playing Fetch.

"Bond James, Bond."

In the Guru District

Butterfly Woman

Killer Executive Suits.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Sloaney Pony.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Demure lady with gloves

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Cocktails on the verandah.

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

On holiday.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'Teenagers!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

The adoration of the gels.

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.