Fun Outfits Pillows

Henry put it on at a party - he liked it so much he's been wearing it ever since.

Advocado

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Little Princess.

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Underweird bras."

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

"How come when I sleep funny I don't wake up laughing?"

Beard, socks and sandals.

'Your father says he'll stop wearing his pants like that when you do.'

"I don't know...it's just not you."

Cockroach Costume

"Do they make my feet look big?"

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

"I'll be glad to see the back of winter - I'm sick of having to wear so much on a night out."

"The DVD you want is on my right earlobe."

"I can't believe school starts next week."

'Elton, I'm in a bind. The dry cleaners lost my clothes. Do you have a red velvet suit I could borrow?'

"The birds keep trying to get into my pants."

Good Luck

Chugger

Compliment seeking missile

Couple in Green

Bob tries, unsuccessfully, to wear the world as a loose garment.

'Someday clothes' are broken into weight groups.

Dressing a chicken

Getting in shape has turned into one shallow fad after another. Aerobics, pilates, spinning, zumba .. I need something more eternal! I'm getting back into yoga. I'd like to, but I can't decide. Hatha, hot, power or yoga booty ballet. The one with the most eternal outfits.

End of Mask Use

Tennis

Man looks in changing room mirror and sees himself backwards.