Funny Costumes Pillows

"How come when I sleep funny I don't wake up laughing?"

Remote control pirate bully

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Mardi Gras

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

The height of fashion in 1796

Champagne

Bear Costume

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"I was almost that last year."

Dead Funny

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Advocado

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

Modern Major General

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'