Fashion Jokesters Mugs

Phwor! Fishnets!

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

I'm sure it's fake.

The Dandy

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

"Your therapy will be a combination of drugs and clowns."

"But you didn't say they had to make sense - you just told us to write a thousand words a day."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

Flight Socks.

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

"Do these puffy pants make me look less tyrannical?"

Dorothy gets a visit from her funny Valentine.

'What, not even a kiss first?'

"Your toilet water over ice, sir. And how is the homework?"

Hey boss, that generic soap you gave me isn't really cleaning the cups. Mind if I go get some brand name stuff? Are you insane? There's zero difference between generic and brand name products. Corporate America just cons people into thinking "you get what you pay for." Don't be a stooge, Rudy. Don't fall for it. Now get in there and scrub those cups, minion! Strike a blow for the little guy against corporate lies! Wait ... I'm very confused. Are you a right-winger or a left-winger? You mean in w

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"The good news is that you will have a healthy baby girl. The bad news is that she is a congenital liar."

Builders fashion range

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'