Fashion Enthusiast Who Loves Humor Pillows

Fat man's expanding waist swallows up his belt.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Leadership suits you

Men's business romper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Cat Tie

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Keeping warm.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

wattle covers

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

"I am dressed for the job I want."

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

Changing Room Decisions

Congratulations on the new you!

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

His and Her wardrobe's

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress