Wardrobe Humorist Pillows

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"1-1"

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

The Dandy

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Flight Socks.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

Circus trousers

"Harvey's staying with shoulders."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

Unsuitable clothing.

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

"Do you do these in sheep?"

A Moosetache.

"I like the suit, but do you have it in a smaller check?"

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'