Wardrobe Humor Pillows

It was eleven o'clock before he realized he'd worn his wife's pants to work.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"1-1"

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

Puss in Heels

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Easter Egg

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

Wearing all black

Unsuitable clothing.

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

''Get a life' was last year! This year it's 'get a while bunch of lives!''

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

Fat Kid 9- Mummy and Daddy are insane

'You got haberdashed!'

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

"I got tired of webbed feet."

"Don't rush me, I can't find nothing to wear."

"They're all in fashion this time of year - just pick one!"

"Mini, midi, maxi. Maxi, midi, mini . . ."

"Here, this might fit."