Wardrobe Humor Pillows

It was eleven o'clock before he realized he'd worn his wife's pants to work.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

"1-1"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'It's just full of dirty laundry but it makes me feel much more hip.'

Puss in Heels

'Let me guess - a toastmaster?'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Easter Egg

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Wearing all black

(NO) Shirts With Writing On Them

'My wife used too much fabric softener.'

Unsuitable clothing.

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

''Get a life' was last year! This year it's 'get a while bunch of lives!''

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

"You're an accountant George, stop overcompensating."

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

Fat Kid 9- Mummy and Daddy are insane

'You got haberdashed!'

"He says he's dressing up for summer."

"I got tired of webbed feet."

"Don't rush me, I can't find nothing to wear."

Dressed to the fives.

The time has come to bury my dear, sweet friend. Pardon? You have been a great companion and a trusted protector, but the end is nigh. Put my sunscreen into the trash. Hello wool guardian. For some, the change to winter can be dramatic.

"They're all in fashion this time of year - just pick one!"

"Mini, midi, maxi. Maxi, midi, mini . . ."