Clothing Humor Pillows

Jack was hopeless at getting the right bits in the right holes.

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"We need to stop sharing one set of clothes."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

The Dandy

I'm sure it's fake.

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

Flight Socks.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

Where Pleather Comes From

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

'SALE! One Million Dollars Per Bike!!' by saying, 'I figure that if I sell just one, I can retire.'

Unsuitable clothing.

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"Does this shirt make me look gay?"

"Do you do these in sheep?"

'It's royal Stilton, put a tie on.'

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

A Moosetache.