High Fashion Humorist Mugs

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

The Dandy

"The one time in our lives when it's acceptable to run around naked, but they dress us up like L. L. Bean catalog."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

Flight Socks.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

Three-way mirror

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

"I'm thinking of waxing my back."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'My tux is at the cleaners.'

Misguided Hairstyles of The Animal World.

"..and this is where his lordship holds his balls and dances."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."