High-end Humorist Mugs

'I'm all for belt-tightening, Darling. Trouble is, I can't decide which belt: Prada or Gucci?'

'Burberry cushioning, very nice.'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"The Eggsorcist"

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Restaurant. One thing you can still get for a single dollar is the waiter's opinion of you.

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

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Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

The Ladies Who Lurch.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

Champagne at the hunt

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

Alcoholics Anonymous - 'Nowadays every bottle seems to say 'drink me'.'

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

'If asked, we should all agree that this seminar never happened.'

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Budget reaction.

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

"He said 'Sumer is icumen in Lhude sing cuccu!' Why do you ask?"

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

"Listen, Phil....LOVE the hi-def video conferencing, but next time can you trim your nose hairs?"

'Thank God I don't live in a Jimmy Choo!'

"..and this is where his lordship holds his balls and dances."