Teen Satirist Pillows

Good study habits based on honesty will serve you well all your life! Employers look for trustworthy people who don't cheat! Values Assembly. Who's she talking about? It sure doesn't apply to me. I'm going to be a hedge fund manager. Yeah? Well, I'm headed to Hollywood!

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Emergency Hipster Beard

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

'Secondhand smoke.'

"Every sixth grade substitute is offered an optional cyanide pill."

"Dad, it's not a homing pigeon, just a canary on an elastic band."

"When I said my teacher had no class I meant class was canceled."

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

Hoody Woodpecker.

"Maybe school's a good thing... I mean...where else do hundreds of people with similar backgrounds come together under one roof...all following a daily routine...with guidance and supervision to better themselves and society? Ya know...besides prison?"

Fakebook

Breakfast at Universities

'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'

'Boy squeezing a spot at boy squirting silly string'

Attention: Due to a lack of interest we have dropped the APATHY channel - Sorry for any inconvenience.

Did you get my "friend request"?

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Sean Hannity?'

'It's the new guidance counselor. He's lost.'

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

George Clooney.