Teen Satirist Pillows

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Emergency Hipster Beard

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

'I have answers to the kind of questions no one likes to ask.'

"... And don't come back until you're ready to get funny."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

'Secondhand smoke.'

'No Mis Evans. You know only substitute teachers are allowed to carry taser guns!'

'Celeb Foods: Damien Hurst's voles in brine.'

"When I said my teacher had no class I meant class was canceled."

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"Dad, it's not a homing pigeon, just a canary on an elastic band."

"Every sixth grade substitute is offered an optional cyanide pill."

'Come in, Jordan - your time is up.'

Breakfast at Universities

"Maybe school's a good thing... I mean...where else do hundreds of people with similar backgrounds come together under one roof...all following a daily routine...with guidance and supervision to better themselves and society? Ya know...besides prison?"

'Can I go home now, before I get overeducated?'

'Teacher says I don't pay attention, I have no retention but I'm great at detention.'

'Boy squeezing a spot at boy squirting silly string'

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'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

'It's the new guidance counselor. He's lost.'