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When beardy blokes meet...

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Absolutely not!"

Joined at the hipster.

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Scarf puts hat back on.

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

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'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

The Mummy's Purse...

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

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"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

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'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Hospital gown pageant.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

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'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."