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"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Absolutely not!"

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Scarf puts hat back on.

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

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"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

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'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Swan in a trenchcoat.

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'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

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Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"I got out of tulips after the market collapsed, but I'm slowly getting back in. Especially pink ones."

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."