Men's Fashion Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"My father used to say you can tell a lot about a man by the shoes he wears."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

"Absolutely not!"

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"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Customer Convention

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

The Mummy's Purse...

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

Man's shaving razor is as tall as him. He says: 'I can't help thinking they should have stopped at three blades.'

World of Cow: Horn Gel

Handlebar Moustache Man