Men's Fashion Enthusiasts Gifts

"My father used to say you can tell a lot about a man by the shoes he wears."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Joined at the hipster.

"Absolutely not!"

wattle covers

'That'll be four thousand and eighty pounds please'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Nobody told me it was a dress down wedding day!"

"The suit - it's rejecting your body."

Customer Convention

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

The Mummy's Purse...

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

"Look, I can still fit into the suit I wore during the last paradigm shift."

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Swan in a trenchcoat.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

Dolly Varden - 'The Laughing Dolly'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"I said you should get a remora, not a fedora!"

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'We want to adopt a kid. Do you have a choice our feng shui consultant can look at?'

"Why does your men's clothing store need a loan?" "During the pandemic sales of pants have dropped way off."

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

'Is this your first Henley Regatta?'

Man's shaving razor is as tall as him. He says: 'I can't help thinking they should have stopped at three blades.'

World of Cow: Horn Gel

Men's Casual Clothes. Nothing feels better than finding a comfortable pair of pants! Jean therapy is very powerful!

Fashion Magazine: In/Out/Back In.