Male Fashion Pillows

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

"Where's the plug out of the sink gone?"

"Absolutely not!"

wattle covers

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

The Organic

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Two men in barber shop

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

Beard fails

Clock Tower Shadow

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

"Waiter, there's a man bun in my soup."

Moses as a teenager

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Man's shaving razor is as tall as him. He says: 'I can't help thinking they should have stopped at three blades.'

'He's a goatee herder.'

Cartoon Panel Discussion

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

"She has your soul patch."

Shirt Maker.

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."