Menswear Collector Pillows

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Killer Executive Suits.

Men's business romper.

New Suit.

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

The Dandy

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"It boils down to which I dislike more: ironing shirts or non-iron shirts."

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

The Aging of Underwear

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

'That's the last frivolous law suit I want to see any lawyer wearing in this court!'

'Note the bold use of gray.'

"Long Johns Silver."

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Friendly Tie

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

Bad Outfit Alarm.

How do you like the new suit?

Suit of armor. Sport coat of armor

Sharkskin

Paris Fashions, Winter 1863-64

Shirt Maker.