Outerwear Enthusiast Pillows

Fake fur coat and no knickers

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Underweird bras."

"That shirt is so last year."

"Have you seen that sweater that you crocheted for me?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Happy Brithday

It's a see through nightie...that magnifies!

I love my cape

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

Ugly Holiday Sweaters

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

Boxers vs. Briefs

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"It was a crime of fashion."

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"Arr! This isn't the map to the treasure, it's the map to me winter sweaters."

'I hope your undershorts were clean.'

"He'll do anything to get his underwear sponsors a mention!"

'Inactive wear'

My tail's cold.

A heron wearing waders.

'Perhaps we should start off with an underwear transplant.'

Cool Kid.

Cows From The Streets

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

Hoodie, Pantsie, Shoesies.

"Would Madam like to try it outside for wolf whistles?"

Sweaters. Remember, son, we're men. We walk in, we buy, we walk out. No browsing.

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'