Muddy Boot Enthusiast Pillows

Down On the Farm

Glastonbury. After.

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

Washington - last chance to buy hip boots.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'I love rock festivals!'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'Parents are so inconsistent. They spend all day avoiding soil loss and all night promoting it.'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

'Hey Mom,you won't believe it but Dad caught a boot this big.'

"I warned you about playing at the tar pits."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'How do I know your ours?'

"I've been interfacing with mud."

Vicar absent from church due to car boot sale.

Bungee sodbustin'

Trying on boots

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

'Cleanliness is next to...impossible.'

The whole ambience of the research trip was ruined by Harold's squeaky boots!

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

Begin by removing all surplus mud.

'I love it when it's sunny at festivals. It makes the mud so much warmer.'