Trail Biking Prints

Motorbiker.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Sport Utility Boot.

Hither and Yon sign

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

A smiling cyclist

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Nature Lovers

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Confusing directions.

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

"Hey. . . in use!"

Orienteering 101

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

All Roads Go Nowhere.

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

"Much better than those fiddly maps - we need never get lost now!"

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

Mountain climber pulling a mountain biker up the side of a mountain.

BMX Tricks

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

Tourists

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

"Let's have a look at that Appalachian trail map again."

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

Mountain Bike tracks.