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A skateboarder falling on his head

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Better luck next time, kid."

"I warned you about putting funny stuff on the ball, Flanagan."

Ski kicker.

Young Houdini

'Not bad, for naughty.'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Mime Tug-of-War

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

Scarecrow Directions

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'Say when.'

San's old dog with old tricks.

5 people balance on one tiny bike

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

Fry's Family: Uncle Frank always preferred his eggs hard-boiled.

Hurdles with Steps

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Pianist Fraud

Good boy! Now roll over and play alive.

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

Trick of Treat

'You're cheating. You're not playing the cards I dealt you.'