Skydiving Prankster Gifts

Parachute Landing in Field

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"They look like pickles."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Fishing from the Pier

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Teddy Time Bears

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I did it all from memory.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Clown Skis.