Halloween Trickster Pillows

'I'm a bit disappointed, to be honest.'

"Bye. Sorry I didn't have any layer cake."

Brookstick Clamp

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Some card-game puns

Primitive magician

Candid Camera store.

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

Yoyo sheep

Scary stuff

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

Magic Tricks

Magic Tricks

"Better luck next time, kid."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Trust me. Don't do it."

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

A dog has inflated the family cats with helium and they are floating on the roof.

"Mom, that magic kit you got me for my birthday, we may have a problem."

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'I AM a magician! When I wake up granddad from his nap, I turn Gramps into Grumps!'

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

Dog bringing paper and paper boy.