Pipe Prankster Pillows

F&E Fixtures. Any slogan ideas for our all-purpose pipe? "The Can-Do-It Conduit"!

Fishing from the Pier

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

"I've decided to have a kid."

'Gone out, Your dinners in your face'

"Sorry about that. Just following the serving suggestion."

'How are they biting?'

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

"After the aversion therapy, please feel free to take home any pie remnants."

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

'Yeah, these work great...give me five dozen!'

Bowled out.

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'

Wordplay: Road Rage

'He was using eggplant - another tragic case of apple pie fraud.'

'I'll have the custard pie please.'

Ducks on the Wall poop on a guys head

Pied Piper gets rid of industrial chimneys.

Politics Books

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

'And Rachel, if you're not back by midnight, this video of you taking a bath in our kitchen sink when you were 2 is getting posted on Youtube.'

'Mom!!'

What do you mean "try jiggling the handle"?!