Sprinkler Prankster Prints

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Beach con-man.

"Oh great, the printer is down."

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Fishing from the Pier

"Apple harvest."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

Stag night high jinks.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

Clown Inhaling Laughing Gas

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

'I seem to have a spare tap son.'

Hallowe'en wake up call

'I missed my roommate so I went out and got this spray called, 'Never Showers,' and now it's like she never left.'

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

'How are they biting?'

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

These were Bob's colleagues, all right, but clearly they hadn't received Funny Fred's global e-mail.

'Did you make a wish?'

MD to patient: 'So, it's a little fuzzy and you're seeing spots?'

Printer Jam Session

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

Rudolph unblocking a chimney

You put sparkling water in the WHAT?

Snowman in the Freezer.

'I'm calling you a cab.'

Ostritch Gangsters.

Sad demise of a workaholic

Drones Unlimited

'Dropped my dentures.'

The Popup Blocker is Born

'He's the ship's plumber, Captain.'