Bathtime Buff Gifts

'Mind giving him his bath now- he'll be asleep when we get home!'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Lady of the bath...

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Baby Hairstyles.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

"Not now!"

"Can you do me next? Then I wouldn't have to take a bath."

Strategies that will always work

"What did I say about leaving those things by the bath?"

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

"What? You said 'grab a tub toy.'"

Bath tube with human feet.

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

'Hurry, we have to give out pamphlets. Are you going to be in that bath all day, Marat?'

"Can I draw you a bath sir?"

"Young Master downright lied to Mistress! I can smell he didn't use soap or shampoo when he took his bath!"

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

"He said the washing machine makes him dizzy."

"Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Then I thought, why not just take a real bath."

'Do you really want me to get in there and pollute all that nice clean water?'

'It didn't start out this way.'

"I guess you can do a cannonball into the tub after all!"

'A Soused Child Dreads Water.'