Bathtime Buff Mugs

'Mind giving him his bath now- he'll be asleep when we get home!'

Lady of the bath...

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Baby Hairstyles.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

"Not now!"

"Can you do me next? Then I wouldn't have to take a bath."

Strategies that will always work

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

"What did I say about leaving those things by the bath?"

'Man, I gotta find a new gig!'

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

"What? You said 'grab a tub toy.'"

'You don't hear the bath water running because I'm taking a sponge bath, mom.'

Bath tube with human feet.

"Young Master downright lied to Mistress! I can smell he didn't use soap or shampoo when he took his bath!"

"Can I draw you a bath sir?"

"He said the washing machine makes him dizzy."

'Hurry, we have to give out pamphlets. Are you going to be in that bath all day, Marat?'

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

"Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Then I thought, why not just take a real bath."

'Do you really want me to get in there and pollute all that nice clean water?'

'It didn't start out this way.'

'A Soused Child Dreads Water.'

Bird Bath.

"You have no idea what I've been through."