Bath Time Trickster Mugs

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Scotsman in the bath...

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Admiral in the bath.

'Don't clean me up too good... no one will recognize me.'

"We slipped in the tub."

Now! That's very good sweety!

Centurion in a Shower

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

Bath tube with human feet.

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

'Anything to get out of taking a bath.'

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

Duck Bath

Soap Recovery Ship

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

bath oars...

Bird Bath.

Revenge of the Fish

Working from home

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

'Desmond, there's something in the bath!'

"This never gets easier."

'Oh my goodness Humpty, you've been in there for ten minutes... you'll be hard boiled!'

"I'm going to have a bath. Shall I leave the water in for you?"

"I'm letting them soak. I'll wash them later."

"I got tired of licking."

Clown's bath has clown feet.