Toilet Trickster Gifts

'Watch your step in there!'

"OK, ready to go again?"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

The Rural Bidet...

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"It's improv night."

Moon's Portaloo.

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

At the baby oil factory.

DIY store.

"Take me to your toilet."

5 people balance on one tiny bike

'None of them is dead! They're just doing this to embarrass me!'

Prehistoric Graffito

San's old dog with old tricks.

"How's tricks?"

Tred carefully mill.

The Puppet Poop

'Mac, when are we going to get the pickup truck fixed?'

Good boy! Now roll over and play alive.

Scot's beer.

Clumping and Non-Clumping Cat Litter

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

In Agatha Christie's bathroom.

"The next time you teach Rex to fetch the paper, make sure it's just our paper!"

"It appears some faecal matter came into contact with some faecal anti-matter."

Potty Training.

School of Comparative Anatomy