Swimming Joker Pillows

'Look! Mike is on the bottom of the pool! I warned him not to swim when he's got so many piercings!'

'I'm in good shape . . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!'

Banana Split...

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

'Hole in one!!!!'

Jogging Bottoms

Swimming Prankster

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"That's the deep end."

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

False encouragement.

Hooks R Us.

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

'Jim I don't think you have quite go this 'Iron Man Challenge' thing.'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'Captain...that signal doesn't seem to be in our manual.'

'The pro told me my score of 392 is a course record!'

Divers attache BITE ME sign to companion's oxygen tanks.

Running With Scissors Marathon

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

"My trun!!"

Tred carefully mill.

Two men are jogging. One is noticing 'Danger Wide Load' sign on back of other.