Pool Jokers Mugs

'Don't worry...that's our mascot'

"That's the deep end."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Bob's Marriage Advice: 'Geez, Bob. . . Now you're equating both marriage living in Florida to death?!!. . .Ah. . . so the restraining order by Disneyworld is still in effect?'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Photobooth Photobomb

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

Pinata Pranks

Get out of the kiddy pool Harold!

Bomb's Away

'That would be way embarrassing.'

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

"This is called silent tennis? It's like regular tennis without the racket."

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

Ah heck, don't complain now! This is just the 'Warm-up'!

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'

'Washing hanging on the golf flag.'

'Amazing! 140 decibels as he hits the surface! That puts him easily into first!'

'I wear it when the pool's too crowded.'

"Listen, I've got a catchphrase,...'mind that coconut!'"

'Will your stocks recover soon? How refreshing, sir - you still have a sense of humour.'

Bathtub with markers to show the water depth

"For god's sake man stop doing the backstroke."

Pool scene with sign that reads 'Fool Capacity 10 persons'.

'I'm in good shape . . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!'

Butterfly catching.