Aqua Jokester Prints

'Syncronised drowning.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Fishing from the Pier

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Swimming Prankster

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Guide fish.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Don't bother going that way: They've installed shark nets..."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

Shark Chum

The Nor'easter Bunny.

'Whadoya mean, WHOOPS?! That stuff doesn't grow on trees you know!'

Fish Farm.

'This painting's in very poor taste.' 'Yes. It's from his sour grapes period.'

"A catfish ate my homework."

'You're breaking up...please text me.'

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

'I'm a Pisces.'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

A Classic Goldfish Game.

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"You see, if we learn to swim upside down, they won't see us coming..."