Seafaring Jokesters Pillows

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Fishing from the Pier

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

The Nor'easter Bunny.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

"I told you not to hand in that evaluation form until after we'd docked!"

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

'I think they're getting ready for a feeding frenzy.'

'Help.'

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

Fisherman catches a mine.

School Crossing

'I think there's something wrong with our navigational system, because judging by the icebergs, I don't think we're in the Caribbean.'

A pirate fishes using his hook.

"No arguments. You've got an interview tomorrow and you need to be really smart."

Revenge of the Fish

Full use should be made of sea objects put there for your convenience.

'Sure, that's a boat, but there's no motor.'

Crow's nest has scarecrow.

I can't stand it when they double park!

Sardine Funeral.

Oh boy, what do you think they're trying to catch with that?