Oceanic Comedians Pillows

'Mummy-do you believe in cod?'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Peter Benchley's New Book Fish!

Shark food pyramid.

"What would you recommend pairing with the school of cod fish?"

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

"Honey! A Jewish starfish!"

"You can find me on Inkedin."

Fish Farm.

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

"It's odd, but once I'm full, the last thing I want to smell is blood in the water."

'It is truly embrarrassing Doc: I faint at the sight of blood... Can you help me?'

"My promotion case went through: I'll get two fish per trick now..."

Jelly Fish

"What's that clicking sound?"

'He was born to the sea.'

'Rest assured, your fear of harpoons is anything but irrational.'

"In a case like this, a lot depends on which jurisdiction applies. Were you, by any chance, in international waters when you bit him?"

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

"Dad, at school today, they've asked me if the penfish is mightier than the swordfish. Is it?"

'Ok, that's fine! You have dibs on the big one. I prefer the skinnier ones anyway. They struggle more vigorously which, I think, enhances the taste.'

'Sorry, we serve beer in glasses only. Not in the toilet flush.'

'Hello, my name is Sam. Come to this watering hole very often?'

Hopkins!?!

'Yeah, I know, but don't worry, I've scared the living daylights out of him: He'll never spear-fish again...'

"Honestly, Edna, he just wasn't worth it!"

'That's no oil slick Johnson.' - During whale flu season.

When the prey becomes the predator.

'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'

'Perfect with fish?' ... That's sick!'