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'Harold named her after those good folks down at the Home Equity Lending Plan.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Wow! It didn't take long to lose that new ark smell.'

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"Ticket and passport, please."

Watching Sea Life.

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"They migrate here each summer."

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

'I told you we should have unionized.'

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

"Let’s draw him closer to New Bedford — we’ll get cell service there and Instagram the heck out of this!"

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

'Here's the junk mail.'

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

Becalmed yachts

'I think we should wake the Captain!'

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'Well we don't have to worry about paying for the boat anymore.This is our final notice.'

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

"Isn't it obvious how he got the job? He 'suctioned' up."

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

"She's sinking alright, Captain. Even the rats are wearing life jackets!"